Vancouver beat Chicago in Game 5, but was it a good night.
Sami Salo went of injured early, and TSN reported he ruptured his testicle! Don’t worry though, facebook is already on top of it with a nice Fan page named Sami Salo’s Ruptured Testicle.
lol testicles
http://www.vancouversun.com/Sami+Salo+testicle+takes+Facebook/3007058/story.html
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sami-Salos-Ruptured-Testicle/115954878442992
Hey,
Have you ever heard of someone getting naked, running around, and stepping in poo?
Well check it out, Poop On Foot!
Lolz.
I needed this for something, it’s pretty simple javascript but hey who knows. All it does is take all the words on a page and counts them, then lists them from highest count to lowest count (I only show the top 20).
var pageKeywords;
var keywordAmount = 20;
var commonWords = ['you','cached','the','who','there','thier','are','our','com','www','and','for'];
pageKewords = count(getText(document.body));
alert(pageKeywords);
function getText(n) {
var s = [];
function getStrings(n, s) {
var m;
if (n.nodeType == 3) { // text_NODE
s.push(n.data);
}
else if (n.nodeType == 1) { // ELEMENT_NODE
for (m = n.firstChild; null != m; m = m.nextSibling) {
getStrings(m, s);
}
}
}
getStrings(n, s);
var result = s.join(" ");
return result;
}
function rever(str) { var inp = str; var outp = ""; for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp = inp.charAt (i) + outp; } return outp; }
function fmtNum(num) {
return ""+new String(100000-num).substring(1);
return num;
}
function count(str) {
var words = str.replace(/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/g,' ').toLowerCase().split(' ');
var assoc = new Array();
for (i=0; i 2){
var isInCommon = false;
for(i=0; i
if(commonWords[i] == word){
isInCommon = true;
}
}
if(!isInCommon){
output[output.length]=fmtNum(assoc[word])+':'+word;
}
}
}
output.sort();
output = output.splice(0,keywordAmount);
var keywords = Array();
for (i=0; i
keywords[i] = output[i].split(":")[1];
}
return keywords.join("|");
}
So if you ever want to find word counts on a page, now you can 
.
(I’m not good, so I am not saying this is a good way of doing anything)
Nelly is the shit. Must be the money.
Nelly = summer time.
Well, if you did it looks like they are delivering. I have been hearing about this for a while and finally got opted in to the beta for it.
Here is what the page looks like (I haven’t tested it out yet)
This feature is in Beta
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As the tool is still in beta testing phase, it is likely that it will contain errors, including errors that may cause the tool to malfunction, cause a loss of data, or provide inaccurate reports. You agree that we are not obligated to correct errors, correct the effects of errors (e.g., recover lost data or compensate you), or provide any technical support related to use of the tool. Further, you understand and agree that we may change, withdraw, or discontinue the tool in our sole discretion.
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First off, ASW10 was a blast. I met people I’ve only talked to online, the parties were good and I got my drank on.
Heres what I learnt at ASW10
Everyone is Full of Shit
Okay, maybe not everyone. But there are a lot of people that just try to talk to you and you really don’t care. A lot of unknown small networks with products I would never try to puch (no rebill? how do I do that)
Watch Your Campaigns
I’m sure most people watch over there campaigns sometime during conferences, but this is important. I check up on things, and they were going normal, then I got really drunk and didn’t feel like touching a computer for a few days. When I finally took a look, the offer was down. Well, shit happens, but I should have looked for it sooner.
Overall the conference was good, the connections were good. Best party was the PPC.bz / Nickycakes / Neverblue party. Nerdcore Paper Clique killed everything.
Can’t wait till ASE (also going to ad:tech holler)
Email me your number if you want to meetup (or if barman wants a free drank)
matt @ mattf.ca
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