Sami Salo went of injured early, and TSN reported he ruptured his testicle! Don’t worry though, facebook is already on top of it with a nice Fan page named Sami Salo’s Ruptured Testicle.

lol testicles

http://www.vancouversun.com/Sami+Salo+testicle+takes+Facebook/3007058/story.html

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sami-Salos-Ruptured-Testicle/115954878442992

Now some shitty BB videos

Have you ever heard of someone getting naked, running around, and stepping in poo?

Well check it out, Poop On Foot!

Lolz.

var pageKeywords;
var keywordAmount = 20;
var commonWords = ['you','cached','the','who','there','thier','are','our','com','www','and','for'];
pageKewords = count(getText(document.body));
alert(pageKeywords);
function getText(n) {
var s = [];
function getStrings(n, s) {
var m;
if (n.nodeType == 3) { // text_NODE
s.push(n.data);
}
else if (n.nodeType == 1) { // ELEMENT_NODE
for (m = n.firstChild; null != m; m = m.nextSibling) {
getStrings(m, s);
}
}
}
getStrings(n, s);
var result = s.join(" ");
return result;
}
function rever(str) { var inp = str; var outp = ""; for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp = inp.charAt (i) + outp; } return outp; }
function fmtNum(num) {
return ""+new String(100000-num).substring(1);
return num;
}
function count(str) {
var words = str.replace(/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/g,' ').toLowerCase().split(' ');
var assoc = new Array();
for (i=0; i 2){
var isInCommon = false;
for(i=0; i
if(commonWords[i] == word){
isInCommon = true;
}
}
if(!isInCommon){
output[output.length]=fmtNum(assoc[word])+':'+word;
}
}
}
output.sort();
output = output.splice(0,keywordAmount);
var keywords = Array();
for (i=0; i
keywords[i] =  output[i].split(":")[1];
}
return keywords.join("|");
}

So if you ever want to find word counts on a page, now you can .

(I’m not good, so I am not saying this is a good way of doing anything)

Nelly = summer time.

Here is what the page looks like (I haven’t tested it out yet)

This feature is in Beta

By using this tool, you agree to the Statement of Rights and Responsibilities (the “Statement”), the Facebook Advertising Guidelines and any other applicable policies. You understand that failure to comply with the Statement and the Facebook Advertising Guidelines may result in a variety of consequences, including but not limited to the cancellation of any advertisements you have placed and termination of your account.

As the tool is still in beta testing phase, it is likely that it will contain errors, including errors that may cause the tool to malfunction, cause a loss of data, or provide inaccurate reports. You agree that we are not obligated to correct errors, correct the effects of errors (e.g., recover lost data or compensate you), or provide any technical support related to use of the tool. Further, you understand and agree that we may change, withdraw, or discontinue the tool in our sole discretion.

Conversion tracking allows you to track activity that happens on your website as a result of someone on Facebook seeing or clicking on your Facebook Ad. In combination with your ad statistics like impressions and clicks, conversion tracking will help you better understand the value of your Facebook ad campaign. You can find more information in our Conversion Tracking Guide

Heres what I learnt  at ASW10

Everyone is Full of Shit

Okay, maybe not everyone.  But there are a lot of people that just try to talk to you and you really don’t care. A lot of unknown small networks with products I would never try to puch (no rebill? how do I do that)

Watch Your Campaigns

I’m sure most people watch over there campaigns sometime during conferences, but this is important.  I check up on things, and they were going normal, then I got really drunk and didn’t feel like touching a computer for a few days.  When I finally took a look, the offer was down.  Well, shit happens, but I should have looked for it sooner.

Overall the conference was good, the connections were good.  Best party was the PPC.bz / Nickycakes / Neverblue party.  Nerdcore Paper Clique killed everything.

Can’t wait till ASE (also going to ad:tech holler)

matt @ mattf.ca