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	<title>Matt Fraser &#187; Shit Happens</title>
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		<title>Sami Salo Ruptured Testicle</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/sami-salo-ruptured-testicle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 05:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lol testicles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sami salo ruptured testicle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vancouver beat Chicago in Game 5, but was it a good night.
Sami Salo went of injured early, and TSN reported he ruptured his testicle! Don&#8217;t worry though, facebook is already on top of it with a nice Fan page named Sami Salo&#8217;s Ruptured Testicle.
lol testicles

http://www.vancouversun.com/Sami+Salo+testicle+takes+Facebook/3007058/story.html
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sami-Salos-Ruptured-Testicle/115954878442992
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vancouver beat Chicago in Game 5, but was it a good night.</p>
<p>Sami Salo went of injured early, and TSN reported he ruptured his testicle! Don&#8217;t worry though, facebook is already on top of it with a nice Fan page named Sami Salo&#8217;s Ruptured Testicle.</p>
<p>lol testicles</p>
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<p>http://www.vancouversun.com/Sami+Salo+testicle+takes+Facebook/3007058/story.html</p>
<p>http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sami-Salos-Ruptured-Testicle/115954878442992</p>
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		<title>Dirt Nasty Andre Legacy PPC.BZ EWA Circa Direct Shit Is Real!</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/dirt-nasty-andre-legacy-ppc-bz-ewa-circa-direct-shit-is-real/</link>
		<comments>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/dirt-nasty-andre-legacy-ppc-bz-ewa-circa-direct-shit-is-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[circa direct]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirt nasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ewa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ppc.bz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This was the best party.  Props to Barman (ppc.bz), EWA, Circa Direct, Dullspace, Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy, YT and Rob Hustle (for being a pimp) and everyone else.


Now some shitty BB videos



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was the best party.  Props to Barman (<a href="http://ppc.bz">ppc.bz</a>), <a href="http://www.ewanetwork.com/">EWA</a>, Circa Direct, Dullspace, Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy, YT and Rob Hustle (for being a pimp) and everyone else.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mattf.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMG00072-20100420-2316.jpg" rel="lightbox[154]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-155" title="IMG00072-20100420-2316" src="http://mattf.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMG00072-20100420-2316.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="384" /></a></p>
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<p>Now some shitty BB videos</p>
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		<title>Poop on Foot</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/poop-on-foot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lol poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop on foot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey,
Have you ever heard of someone getting naked, running around, and stepping in poo?
Well check it out, Poop On Foot!
Lolz.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey,</p>
<p>Have you ever heard of someone getting naked, running around, and stepping in poo?</p>
<p>Well check it out, <a href="http://pooponfoot.com" target="_blank">Poop On Foot</a>!</p>
<p>Lolz.</p>
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		<title>THE NEW DORK &#8211; Entrepreneur State of Mind</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/the-new-dork-entrepreneur-state-of-mind/</link>
		<comments>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/the-new-dork-entrepreneur-state-of-mind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dullspace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nerd rap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dullspace

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Dullspace</p>
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		<title>Must Be They Money</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/must-be-they-money/</link>
		<comments>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/must-be-they-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[must be the money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nelly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldschool music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nelly is the shit. Must be the money.

Nelly = summer time.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nelly is the shit. Must be the money.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Nelly = summer time.</p>
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		<title>Billy Mays Is God</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/billy-mays-is-god/</link>
		<comments>http://mattf.ca/shit-happens/billy-mays-is-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cocaineeeee dunananana
But really, who doesn&#8217;t like a rail here or there
Billy Mays Is God

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cocaineeeee dunananana</p>
<p>But really, who doesn&#8217;t like a rail here or there</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html" target="_blank">Billy Mays Is God</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Billy Mays" src="http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/billy-mays1.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="513" /></p>
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		<title>Major failure in fail town</title>
		<link>http://mattf.ca/hardware/major-failure-in-fail-town/</link>
		<comments>http://mattf.ca/hardware/major-failure-in-fail-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Fraser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hardware]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[failure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, blog has been offline.  Wonder why? Hardware failure.
Raid 1 (mirror) failed after a power outage, its raid 1 though so all should be good. Not.  I remade the raid configuration in the controller and it still couldn&#8217;t see the operating system.  I tried to recover data, no go, couldn&#8217;t mount any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, blog has been offline.  Wonder why? Hardware failure.</p>
<p>Raid 1 (mirror) failed after a power outage, its raid 1 though so all should be good. Not.  I remade the raid configuration in the controller and it still couldn&#8217;t see the operating system.  I tried to recover data, no go, couldn&#8217;t mount any part of the drives in linux.</p>
<p>Moral of the story? Back shit up, Or you will end up looking like a retard like me. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, raid is necessary, but if you don&#8217;t know much about raid configuration and recovery in linux, don&#8217;t count on it to save your ass.</p>
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