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Sami Salo Ruptured Testicle

Vancouver beat Chicago in Game 5, but was it a good night.
Sami Salo went of injured early, and TSN reported he ruptured his testicle! Don’t worry though, facebook is already on top of it with a nice Fan page named Sami Salo’s Ruptured Testicle.
lol testicles

http://www.vancouversun.com/Sami+Salo+testicle+takes+Facebook/3007058/story.html
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sami-Salos-Ruptured-Testicle/115954878442992

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Dirt Nasty Andre Legacy PPC.BZ EWA Circa Direct Shit Is Real!

This was the best party.  Props to Barman (ppc.bz), EWA, Circa Direct, Dullspace, Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy, YT and Rob Hustle (for being a pimp) and everyone else.

Now some shitty BB videos

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Poop on Foot

Hey,
Have you ever heard of someone getting naked, running around, and stepping in poo?
Well check it out, Poop On Foot!
Lolz.

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Irrelevant Javascript Code to Find Top Words

I needed this for something, it’s pretty simple javascript but hey who knows. All it does is take all the words on a page and counts them, then lists them from highest count to lowest count (I only show the top 20).

var pageKeywords;
var keywordAmount = 20;
var commonWords = ['you','cached','the','who','there','thier','are','our','com','www','and','for'];
pageKewords = count(getText(document.body));
alert(pageKeywords);
function getText(n) {
var s [...]

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THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State of Mind

Dullspace

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Must Be They Money

Nelly is the shit. Must be the money.

Nelly = summer time.

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Did You Ask For Facebook Conversion Tracking?

Well, if you did it looks like they are delivering.  I have been hearing about this for a while and finally got opted in to the beta for it.
Here is what the page looks like (I haven’t tested it out yet)

This feature is in Beta
By using this tool, you agree to the Statement of Rights [...]

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ASW10 Made Me Lose Money

First off, ASW10 was a blast.  I met people I’ve only talked to online, the parties were good and I got my drank on.
Heres what I learnt  at ASW10
Everyone is Full of Shit
Okay, maybe not everyone.  But there are a lot of people that just try to talk to you and you really don’t care. [...]

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Meet With Me ASW10

Email me your  number if you want to meetup (or if barman wants a free drank)
matt @ mattf.ca

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I Play COD Modern Warfare 2

Yea I play it, screens on screens nugguh

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